A few days ago, a curious package arrived in my mailbox. I had a feeling, deep inside, that this was no ordinary package with no ordinary contents. I decided to wait to open the package until the weekend, when I would have time to savor the discovering of its contents.
So! The weekend arrived and an opportune moment for opening the package arrived, too. I picked up the box, which was bleeding glitter, and I immediately knew I'd love whatever it was that was inside, even if all I found was more glitter (remember, I'm the Confetti Monster, so opening up mail of pure glitter would be pure happiness).
I sprinkled the glitter over my head, already excited and in love with the gift. And then. AND THEN.
Inside the package was the most precious monster cookie in the world, because it was QUINCY the Monster Cookie, our squad mascot, and someone incredibly dear and precious and creative--Catherine Drake, our September Cookie of the Month, in case you'd forgotten but I know you didn't, you with the memory of the elephant and the body of a goddess--had spent her time and resources to bring Quincy to life and to ship him all the way over to me.
So! The weekend arrived and an opportune moment for opening the package arrived, too. I picked up the box, which was bleeding glitter, and I immediately knew I'd love whatever it was that was inside, even if all I found was more glitter (remember, I'm the Confetti Monster, so opening up mail of pure glitter would be pure happiness).
I sprinkled the glitter over my head, already excited and in love with the gift. And then. AND THEN.
Inside the package was the most precious monster cookie in the world, because it was QUINCY the Monster Cookie, our squad mascot, and someone incredibly dear and precious and creative--Catherine Drake, our September Cookie of the Month, in case you'd forgotten but I know you didn't, you with the memory of the elephant and the body of a goddess--had spent her time and resources to bring Quincy to life and to ship him all the way over to me.
Now, this means two things, for sure:
1. I am in love with Quincy and I understand if you want him to be your boyfriend, too.
2. I apologize in advance for any Quincy spamming on Instagram or Facebook in the future. (I only apologize as a formality; #sorrynotsorry).
1. I am in love with Quincy and I understand if you want him to be your boyfriend, too.
2. I apologize in advance for any Quincy spamming on Instagram or Facebook in the future. (I only apologize as a formality; #sorrynotsorry).
Love,
the Confetti Monster
xoxox
the Confetti Monster
xoxox